Wow. Quite reflective of my current situation. Ballz.

(Source: staypozitive, via geneticflaws)

My friend Brigit is on vacation at Disney World, and she bumped into Tom Hanks… by some Woody toys! 

EDIT!!!

Well, as http://dulokbrains.tumblr.com/ pointed out there is a copyright in the bottom lefthand corner from 2011, so maybe my friend was just trying to have some fun with us. She mos def got me! hahaha. 

gq:

The GQ Guide to Summer

From grilling to cocktails to sun-proof style, everything you need to stay cool without breaking a sweat.

GQ has been putting out some great stuff this week! Check it out!

hulu:

Preach, Jess. We think that every day when we arrive at Hulu.

I’m not a huge Zooey fan, but I really like her dress. I’m a bit odd I guess. 

(Source: zooeydeschanels)

gq:

Be the Best Man at the Dinner Party

Your foodie friend is having people over, but when you ask what you can do to help, he says, “Nothing.” That’s a lie. From predinner drinks to pro-level prep work, here’s a ten-step guide to being a three-star dinner-party sous-chef.

Very cool guide, and I love the idea of staying away from the range unless asked. If only everyone followed GQ!

daveholmes:

THEY STILL HAVE NOT FIXED THIS. God bless whatever our name is.

This is wonderful!

5/28/2012 (6:11pm) 44 notes

collegehumor:

Granny Almost Falls Out of Harness While Skydiving

Wow, that’s definitely not how I expected this to go wrong  

Granny looked like she didn’t want to go, but I’m sure they are used to that. Crazy stuff!

#sky diving#granny#grandma#peggy hill

5/26/2012 (3:32am)

The Dode

When I say I’ll have a beer or two it means buying shots, and getting drunk! 

Can’t wait to work tomorrow!!! :( haha, but really :(

#drunk#tumblr#shots#booze#scotch#friends#dumbass

collegehumor:

TWITTER IS STILL DOWN! TWITTER IS STILL DOWN! TWITTER IS STILL DOWN! TWITTER IS STILL DOWN!

Sorry, but this .gif should only be used for true emergencies. One example would be when Tumblr is down. 

5/24/2012 (8:32am)

Trying to figure out where I put my fishing rod.

Not that I’m a huge fisherman or anything, but it’s just nice to know where things are. 

In middle school I built a gun rack except the shop teacher(my uncle) forgot to stock up the right sizes of lumber, so it won’t actually hold rifles properly… not that I ever owned a bunch of rifles. I figured I could throw on the fishing rods, and it would look cool…? 

#fishing#fishing rod#fish