Ultime Fauchelevent: Archive

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Apr 30th

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Work... balls.

So a case manager called and asked if I could work 6am-6pm today while I was on my way to work last night at 6pm. What she meant to ask was if I could stay till 6am, and then come back the next day at 2pm. Don’t worry, I made sure she feels like a dumbass, and I’m not going in until 6pm tonight. Can’t wait to just be adventuring/going back to school.

Apr 30th

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Goodnight

Falling asleep with someone lovely on my mind, and with Superbad on in the background.

Apr 29th

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Last night was sort of wild.

Work, beers with friends, beers at the bar with friends, and then a bon fire. At the bon fire we destroyed an old garage/shed. It was going to be demolished anyway, but we decided to do it with the power of man! It looked like a bomb had exploded by the time we were done with it. We weren’t even trying to make a mess of it, but that kinda just happens when you are doing your best to bring...

Apr 29th

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Apr 28th

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I'm truly upset right now.

Another two people bailed on the trip to Kentucky, and it’s just not going to happen. If I had to cash I’d fund the whole thing, but I don’t. Fuck the cowards and pussies out there. Fuck the bitches that can’t handle not being the sole person receiving attention. Fuck the wannabes.

Apr 28th

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Was almost pissed for a moment.

The camera I purchased was $25 cheaper at Best Buy, but with everything else I got and the 2-day shipping it would have cost the same amount. I had looked at Best Buy for some other things recently, and Amazon was the slightly better deal so I didn’t bother to look this time around. Also, I’m watching The 40-Year Old Virgin, and we fucked dwarves in the ass!

Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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A list of terrible things the New Orleans Saints...

bradleywarshauer: As per the WWL Radio Facebook. The best of the list: —The Saints caused gas to go above $3.00 a gallon. —The Saints run with scissors. —The Saints killed Ol’ Yeller. —The Saints broke up with Adele. —The Saints let the dogs out (there’s proof of this one: in 2000, every time the Saints made a big play on defense, which was a lot of the time, they played “Who Let the Dogs...

Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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Apr 25th

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Anonymous asked: Oh, you're very white.

Apr 25th

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Anonymous asked: Are you black or white? For some reason I get the idea you're black

Apr 25th

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Apr 25th

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Apr 24th

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Just got back from STL!

My weekend up there was pretty nice. Friday I had some sushi with my friend Sette(short for Lysette) and her bf. He’s boring, but it was nice to see her again. Then my buddy brought home a bunch of jambalaya from a place called The Gumbo Pot. It was really good, and reminded me of NOLA. The only down side was I probably had a whole pound of rice in me, so it stuffed me up. We then went to...

Apr 23rd

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Boom!

Came out $80 ahead this time playing blackjack, and after gas I’m a bit above even from the last time I played.

Apr 20th

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Apr 17th

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Watch

collegehumor: Foreign Music Video: Bear Force 1 This is gay. This is years old! I hope College Humor is just reminding us, and not just now finding out about this gem of the internet and Europe!

Apr 17th

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Apr 16th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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Goodnight! Glad I don't work until 6PM!

Apr 13th

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My first gambling experience!

It was fun, and I was so close to breaking even. Played blackjack the whole time. The end took me down $65, so not too bad for some interesting fun. That being said, I live 100 miles away from the casino, so it’s not going to become a habit. I hit 3/4 double downs on hard 12, 13, 14 hahahaha, kinda crazy, but playing the odds of what was out on the table. I just wish I would have known it...

Apr 13th

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Not going to sleep tonight, probably try to...

Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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IDK if I drunk messaged any of you folk. I know I...

Sorry, but if it’s any consolation I had a lot of fun last night. But really, sorry to have possibly bothered any of you!

Apr 8th

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Apr 6th

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Apr 6th

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Apr 6th

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Oh no! Kristen Wiig is leaving SNL.

I guess their boring acts won’t be saved by her acting awkward or dancing strangely. SNL is funny, but it has been on a long decline. I’ll miss Samberg and Sudeikis. SNL won’t be dead, but they will need to find some good talent to fill these holes and keep the show floating.

Apr 5th

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