May 2012
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Watchcollegehumor:
Granny Almost Falls Out of Harness While Skydiving
Wow, that’s definitely not how I expected this to go wrong
Granny looked like she didn’t want to go, but I’m sure they are used to that. Crazy stuff!
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The Dode
When I say I’ll have a beer or two it means buying shots, and getting drunk!
Can’t wait to work tomorrow!!! :( haha, but really :(
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Trying to figure out where I put my fishing rod.
Not that I’m a huge fisherman or anything, but it’s just nice to know where things are.
In middle school I built a gun rack except the shop teacher(my uncle) forgot to stock up the right sizes of lumber, so it won’t actually hold rifles properly… not that I ever owned a bunch of rifles. I figured I could throw on the fishing rods, and it would look cool…?
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Watchthedailywhat:
Lights Out: Flavorwire returns with the third installment of their “Famous Faces in their Film Debuts” series, which shows us today’s best-known stars in their (extremely awkward) early roles. (Previously, previously.)
In retrospect, we probably should have seen today’s crazy Tom Cruise coming.
[flavorwire]
Kinda cool, but Paul Rudd’s is semi-incorrect. Production on...
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Had a dream.(This happens most night, but I really...
It was at school. Not sure if it was high school/college, or maybe at some sort of business cafeteria thing. My friend Rachel was leaving for a while, maybe summer break?, and I kissed her goodbye. It felt so real. I think I enjoyed that kiss more than any other dream feeling, hahaha. Totes wish it was real. Sadly, I haven’t seen Rachel in 3 years or so. I moved away, then she moved away,...
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Maxim Hot 100
Last year I did my own little take by naming my own top 5. I’m not really feeling it this year because I found their 100 to be a little weak this go around.
Olivia Munn at #2 is a joke. She is attractive, but her only job at this point is being on the Hot 100 list. Her shows aren’t funny, and she should just go back to G4.
Also, where the fuck is Alison Brie! She was #49(my #1) and...
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Amazon
Prime seems like a sweet deal, but I’m getting rid of it once the trial is over. It would be great if I lived in a big city w/o a WalMart nearby.
Something that pisses me off is that some of their items price adjusts after they sell a product. Especially products that aren’t in high demand. I totally understand wanting to get rid of products that are collecting dust, but it is...
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Party Night
Started off with a bonfire. It was a lot of fun. Sadly the only chick that was single was also wasted or on some pills. We thought pills at first, but then after talking to her it just seemed like she might not drink all that often. Either way, it was lame she was so hammered, haha. I myself also had a bit to drink, and some free shots. Around 12AM me and a buddy left to go to another party, and...
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There is no Shermer in Illinois.
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Haven't cashed my paycheck yet!
Just checked my account online, and I’ve got a whopping $2 and change in it. Time for an influx of 100’s of dollars!
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Sometime When I'm Tired(or drunk)
I say too much on here. I like to pretend that tumblr is the normal world, and then I like to pretend in the normal world you can say w/e you want.
Anonymous asked: This summer, i want to start doing things with guys that i havent done before, but i dont want them to start liking me. i just want it to be kind of a one time thing... can i get some advice on this please?
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Well, my trip to K-ville is officially not...
After some guys bitched out I really only had a sliver of a shot, but my buddy there didn’t have any space since his friend is moving in with him this week.
I still might try to find a track nearby to bet at, but it won’t be nearly the story compared to actually going there.
Luckily, my planned summer trip is looking stronger than it was the past month. I hope these guys can get it...
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The Queen taught me a lesson tonight!
I guess a couple.
1. It’s gambling for a reason.
2. Never go twice a week. It takes the fun out of the rush.
3. Just be glad I really only lost about $15-$20/trip, and that’s including gas and drinks!
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So, Dave Holmes sent me a question.
Pretty cool, and I think my response should go over well.
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The Queen
She was a cruel mistress to my cousin again, but I rocked and walked away with an extra $220! My buddy Shawn got down, but back up breaking even.
Overall win/loss is now $250ish, but after gas/drinks I’m basically at $220!
