∞ 5/14/2012 (10:13pm) 2,001 notes

#NBC#sad#:(#TV

newsweek:

inothernews:

dceiver:

brianvan:

sfbirdie:

tallwhitney:

nbctv:

New 2012-13 NBC Comedies

ZOMG you guys, NBC is on tumblr. Don’t they know that tumblr totally hates them right now?

PS. If you’re reading this, NBC, CANCEL WHITNEY!

Nobody likes you over here, NBC. 

Also, I bet Save Me is going to be SUCH A HUGE HIT. OH YEAH TOTALLY. BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ANNE HECHE.

There is nothing on this list that is not hilarious in concept/nature. I’m glad these are all comedies. BTW, Bill Pullman is playing the president again! He should give ALL THE SPEECHES

These are all jokes, right? Because if these are real shows, then this was obviously the year I could have gotten my spec pilot “TALKING FART MACHINE: THE INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES OF A MACHINE THAT FARTS (AND ALSO TALKS! NOT BAD, RIGHT?)” picked up for a 15 episode order and I missed it.

Tell you what, I am gonna not watch the fuck out of some ANIMAL PRACTICE. I’mma strain myself, not watching that.

Matthew Perry in Goon, a prequel to Goonies.

Also Animal Practice to be cancelled and replaced with Manimal Practice mid-season. Guaranteed!

Keep it called ‘30 Rock,’ just switch the focus to any of these spectacular businesses operating in and around 30 Rockefeller Plz, like, say, ‘Tossed,’ a journey of two vegan 20-somethings, or perhaps, ‘Yummy Sushi,’ so fresh it’s raw. Related: NBC, hope you like tumblr pitchforks.

Wow. I’m not quite sure what to say. Does NBC hate the idea of having viewers? Maybe Save Me, 1600 PENN, and Next Caller have a chance… god, that was really hard to type in a serious manner. 

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  3. nidothings reblogged this from saltandpeppercomics and added:
    EDIT: I WILL be watching these shows, and REVIEWING them! (Although I think Save Me, 1600 Penn, and Next Caller have...
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  5. thingsthatmakeyousayyup reblogged this from fuckyeahparksandrecreation and added:
    Emphasis added.
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  8. nickhatesanaverageamountofthings reblogged this from bossypants and added:
    how many shows will matthew perry attempt before he just stops
  9. mediation reblogged this from kayfabe and added:
    these should all star Tracy Jordan
  10. mayafreddy reblogged this from dannerzz
  11. failuretofocus reblogged this from operationfailure and added:
    I may actually watch Animal Practice….ok, not really. Still, it looks like somebody said “What do we need to make a...
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  14. dannerzz reblogged this from imnotgaybut20dollarsis20dollars and added:
    HAH. comedy
  15. imnotgaybut20dollarsis20dollars reblogged this from catanus and added:
    I won’t accept these as real.
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  21. bucknakedandthepanda reblogged this from doomsday519 and added:
    Are we having fun yet?
  22. operationfailure reblogged this from kayfabe and added:
    As awful as all of these look, Guys with Kids takes the cake. Seriously. Look at it. (This factual report does not...
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  24. doomsday519 reblogged this from kayfabe and added:
    NBC is the devil incarnate
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  27. aglimpseofstocking reblogged this from revoltingchildren and added:
    ^this
  28. revoltingchildren reblogged this from dr-mindylahiri and added:
    Laura Benanti, whatever happens
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