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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Dode, I’m 24, and I’ll bring you a plethora of interesting things.</description><title>Ultime Fauchelevent</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @vondode)</generator><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Kitchen Nightmares: Amy's Baking Company</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/487616#i0,p43,d0"&gt;Kitchen Nightmares: Amy's Baking Company&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;A couple finds it hard to listen to Chef Ramsay’s advice.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They are nuts, and it’s a must watch!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50748484950</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50748484950</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:04:10 -0500</pubDate><category>hulu</category><category>Kitchen Nightmares</category><category>Gordon Ramsey</category><category>Food</category><category>pizza</category><category>cake</category></item><item><title>Accidentally Shot</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.davidchartier.com/post/50727576808/accidentally-shot"&gt;chartier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1345104#bmb=1"&gt;Tennessee man allegedly field stripping his Glock pistols shoots his 13-month-old daughter in the chest &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/05/07/cops-man-accidentally-shot-brother-with-2-year-old-in-the-room/"&gt;Cops: Man Accidentally Shot Brother, With 2-Year-Old In The Room&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/boy-5-shoots-brother-7-bath-article-1.1339064"&gt;Texas boy, 5, shoots his brother, 7, with rifle as they play in the bath&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&amp;amp;id=9093503"&gt;FBCSO: Teen accidentally shot by brother&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-drops-purse-starbucks-shoots-friend-article-1.1343236"&gt;Woman drops purse in Starbucks, accidentally shoots friend with handgun &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ottawacitizen.com/touch/story.html?id=8400425"&gt;Officer accidentally shot herself at Gatineau bush party: police&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1347438"&gt;Colorado woman, 22, accidentally shot dead after trying to show off recently purchased assault rifle &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_23231391/santa-rosa-police-arrest-man-who-accidentally-shot"&gt;Santa Rosa: Police arrest man who accidentally shot his brother outside bar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.daily-times.com/four_corners-news/ci_23261123/farmington-police-say-felon-accidentally-shot-his-friend"&gt;San Juan County Sheriff’s Office says felon accidentally shot his friend&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/posted-toronto/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/2013/05/14/toronto-man-who-accidentally-shot-himself-in-the-leg-claims-he-was-victim-of-drive-by"&gt;Toronto man faces 21 charges after accidentally shooting himself in the leg and claiming he was victim of drive-by&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/01/us/kentucky-accidential-shooting"&gt;5-year-old fatally shoots 2-year-old sister&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/350217"&gt;Florida boy, 11, dies after being accidentally shot by 4-year-old&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5981962/three+year+old-boy-accidentally-shot-in-the-head-while-playing-with-pink-gun-he-thought-was-a-toy"&gt;Three-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shot In The Head While Playing with Pink Gun He Thought Was a Toy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/colorado-springs-man-accidentally-shot-in-hand-leg-after-cleaning-soda-off-handgun-police-say"&gt;Colorado Springs man accidentally shot self in hand, leg after cleaning soda off handgun, police say&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wkrn.com/story/21908416/woman-accidently-shot-killed-by-child"&gt;Woman accidentally shot, killed by 4-year-old&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2013/04/new_orleans_man_dies_after_acc.html"&gt;New Orleans man dies after accidentally shooting himself while repairing his gun, coroner says&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wkrn.com/story/21646842/10-month-old-baby-accidentally-shot-by-father"&gt;10-month-old baby accidentally shot by father&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://fox2now.com/2013/05/15/florida-bowler-shoots-himself/"&gt;Florida Bowler Accidentally Shoots Himself&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/article/Texas-boy-accidentally-shot-in-head-4510094.php"&gt;Texas boy accidentally shot in head&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2013/05/15/-jarvan-jackson-11-year-old-shot-_n_3278506.html"&gt;Jarvan Jackson, 11-Year-Old Florida Boy, Fatally Shot By 4-Year-Old Relative&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://fox4kc.com/2013/05/14/student-accidentally-shot-by-staff-worker-at-colo-school/"&gt;Student accidentally shot by staff worker at Colo. school&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&amp;amp;id=9082762"&gt;HPD: Teen accidentally shoots younger step-brother in head in southeast Houston&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wric.com/story/20582732/richmond-man-accidentally-shot-by-4-year-old-nephew-dies"&gt;Richmond Man Accidentally Shot By 4-Year-Old Nephew Dies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/19/16603029-5-accidentally-shot-at-gun-shows-in-north-carolina-ohio-indiana"&gt;5 accidentally shot at gun shows in North Carolina, Ohio, Indiana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/22219688/11-yr-oldcyr-old"&gt;Police: 11-Year-Old Accidentally Shot 12-Year-Old Boy In Face&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/Child-Accidentally-Shot-in-Head-in-Callaway-191831971.html?device=phone#.UZeG6qi9LCQ"&gt;18 Year Old Girl Accidentally Shot in Head By Toddler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A good mix of uneducated gun owners, and people leaving guns out. Just because it’s a right doesn’t mean there isn’t responsibility involved.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That being said, plenty of people accidentally stab people everyday, but knives aren’t going anywhere. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50728300050</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50728300050</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:04:13 -0500</pubDate><category>gun safety</category><category>gun rights</category><category>USA</category></item><item><title>
Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehj65e6Tm1r3vxboo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;These pools are pretty cool! They’ve been around since the 80’s in Europe, but are just now being implemented in the U.S. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Although they are rather clean I’d still run a UV sterilizer on it. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50681271101</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50681271101</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:30:17 -0500</pubDate><category>pool</category><category>summer</category><category>water</category><category>UV</category></item><item><title>Brewers of America!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theroadkillbros.com/post/50516467292/brewers-of-america"&gt;theroadkillbros&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="p1"&gt;&lt;span&gt;2013 Ballpark Brew Challenge(name may change if we think of something more interesting) (St. Louis, MO) June 6th 2013 leading up to the night game between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Arizona Diamondbacks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;&lt;span&gt;This is a beer competition to find the best brew for baseball tailgating/summer grilling!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theroadkillbros.com/post/50516467292/brewers-of-america"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you know any brewers or have a favorite beer you should send us their contact info!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50671584919</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50671584919</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:12:27 -0500</pubDate><category>ACBW</category><category>Beer</category><category>Food</category><category>Drinks</category><category>America</category></item><item><title>“Well, you always left me satisfied, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d7065019e37e1de4f8530193588cf02/tumblr_mmyfsxeI6D1qdsehdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Well, you always left me satisfied, and smiling.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The season finale was perfect, and I’m so glad that this was a show I made sure to watch week in week out. So many great episodes, and many great memories tied to watching this show. Of course it couldn’t go on forever, but that doesn’t change the fact that Thursday nights will forever be missing a little something special. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Why is this so hard?”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50664205317</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50664205317</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:10:09 -0500</pubDate><category>That's What She Said</category><category>The Office</category><category>finale</category><category>The Office Finale</category><category>life</category><category>me</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Kai the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/998931429e07b5434f7f7c33ff363330/tumblr_mmws3kQ6lJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/50598293983/didnt-see-that-coming-of-the-day-kai-the"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h2 class="pull-left title editable"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted for Murder&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This morning, the authorities in Union County, New Jersey issued an arrest warrant for the 34-year-old Caleb Lawrence McGillvary (better known as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kai-the-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker#warrant"&gt;Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;) in connection to the homicide of a 73-year-old attorney named Joseph Galfy, Jr. According to the local news station WABC, the 73-year-old man was found bludgeoned to death in his home in Clark, New Jersey earlier this week on Monday. His current whereabouts remains unknown and a reward of $5,000 is being offered for his arrest.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50623810960</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50623810960</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:27:16 -0500</pubDate><category>Kai</category><category>murder</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>gqfashion:

#throwbackthursday Happy Birthday, Megan Fox!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b15934e8c0024bac58b29c8fe9aff0cd/tumblr_mmwv63EPoV1qgj6jvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gqfashion.tumblr.com/post/50603150283/throwbackthursday-happy-birthday-megan-fox"&gt;gqfashion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;#throwbackthursday Happy Birthday, Megan Fox! (October 2008)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So… Last night I had a dream about Megan Fox. Not so sexual. Just friendly. Now I find out it is her birthday. Pretty cool/weird!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50623684438</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50623684438</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:25:42 -0500</pubDate><category>GQ</category><category>Megan Fox</category></item><item><title>theroadkillbros:

This beer was quite the surprise. A waft of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NlLy_sGO8Ps?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theroadkillbros.com/post/50609529881/this-beer-was-quite-the-surprise-a-waft-of-soy"&gt;theroadkillbros&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This beer was quite the surprise. A waft of soy sauce on the nose left us confused, and scared us! The taste was beautiful! A creamy, vanilla filled mouthful! It tasted like fresh vanilla mixed with some slight coffee/chocolate notes. We found this to be amazingly delicious, and worth the purchase! Go now, and find this beer! Overall we gave it a 94/100, and we feel it’s worth every point!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Probably the best beer I’ve ever had that smelled like soy sauce!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50623354751</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50623354751</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:21:33 -0500</pubDate><category>beer</category><category>vanilla</category><category>food</category><category>drink</category><category>soy sauce</category></item><item><title>okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mafmh4ldYz1rsiabio1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://okaysizedbangtheory.tumblr.com/post/31645355116/aquaman-that-is-bullshit-and-you-know-it"&gt;okaysizedbangtheory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;aquaman that is bullshit and you know it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50538387395</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50538387395</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:34:05 -0500</pubDate><category>aquaman</category><category>dc comics</category><category>flying fish</category><category>flying</category></item><item><title>8bitfuture:


Google celebrates 37 years of breakout.
Google has slipped a small easter egg into...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://8bitfuture.com/post/50485893158/google-celebrates-37-years-of-breakout-google"&gt;8bitfuture&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tmblr.co/ZVWQzxl1CPWc"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5145be2af6aabb15f5e18d3ba01a90c3/tumblr_inline_mmu0is4r9V1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Google celebrates 37 years of breakout.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Google has slipped a small easter egg into their Image Search page in the form of a playable &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakout_(video_game)"&gt;Breakout&lt;/a&gt; game, which was originally released in 1976.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To get access to the game, navigate to the &lt;a href="https://www.google.com/imghp"&gt;Image Search&lt;/a&gt; page and type in “Atari Breakout”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Click below for an interesting backstory (tl;dr - Steve Jobs and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Steve Wozniak originally produced the prototype Pong game)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://8bitfuture.com/post/50485893158/google-celebrates-37-years-of-breakout-google"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I won! Well, one round&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50537286965</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50537286965</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:19:38 -0500</pubDate><category>cool</category><category>8bit</category><category>atari</category><category>google</category></item><item><title>whatwhatwhat:

smartasshat:

Gordon Ramsey tries to talk sense...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wap4gVDvjLo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatwhatwhat.tumblr.com/post/50517507293/smartasshat-gordon-ramsey-tries-to-talk-sense"&gt;whatwhatwhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smartasshat.tumblr.com/post/50477125509/gordon-ramsey-tries-to-talk-sense-into-the-crazy"&gt;smartasshat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Gordon Ramsey tries to talk sense into the crazy owners of Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique &amp; Bistro in Scottsdale, Arizona. This is the most nightmarish of all Kitchen Nightmares.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;I edited it down to the relevant bits. It’s amazing that this is the food they serve (and the way they act) to a world-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;renowned&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; chef &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;on camera&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I can’t wait to get to this episode. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I haven’t even watch this video yet, but I’m gonna love it. I’m always skipping through to the good parts, but now I don’t have to! Also, I heard/read some &lt;em&gt;amazing&lt;/em&gt; things about this place!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50522485377</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50522485377</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:41:55 -0500</pubDate><category>Kitchen Nightmares</category><category>Gordon ramsey</category><category>Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique &amp; Bistro</category></item><item><title>theroadkillbros:

Lil’ Helper: A Lil’ More IPA was fun to try...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E4fYLWHvmWM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theroadkillbros.com/post/50514592866/lil-helper-a-lil-more-ipa-was-fun-to-try-out"&gt;theroadkillbros&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lil’ Helper: A Lil’ More IPA was fun to try out. Another of our series of local(Missouri) brews that we are tasting, and it’s a great representative for IPA fans! We, along with Mother’s, suggest this with a pizza or anything with some fat in it. Mother’s also suggests a wide variety of sweet and spicy foods from Southeast Asian to Mexican.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ethan gives it a 72/100… not an IPA fan. Dode gives it an 88/100! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;80/100 isn’t too bad, but ya gotta be an IPA fan!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50514660342</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50514660342</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:55:28 -0500</pubDate><category>ACBW</category><category>IPA</category><category>Food</category><category>Drink</category><category>Beer</category></item><item><title>gq:

Ellie Kemper Asks: Can Men Be Funny?




“Reading a chapter...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d54b0c7acbbf558d7648315b18d1b5d0/tumblr_mmuggeRK5I1qe6vsbo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gq.tumblr.com/post/50497312872/gq-can-men-be-funny-ellie-kemper-the-office"&gt;gq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201306/ellie-kemper-june-2013?mbid=social_tumblr_gqmagazine"&gt;Ellie Kemper Asks: Can Men Be Funny?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Reading a chapter from Warren Buffett’s Tap Dancing to Work the other day, I was surprised to find myself chuckling out loud. Now this guy is kind of funny, I thought to myself as I turned the page and grabbed another Danish. This guy is kind of making me laugh. And those thoughts that I had quietly, in my head, to myself, made me realize just how rarely I do have those thoughts in my head. And that thought led me to another thought, which was: why is that? Why, on the whole, are men just not that funny?”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201306/ellie-kemper-june-2013?mbid=social_tumblr_gqmagazine"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Read On&lt;/strong&gt;: Can Men Be Funny? A scientific-y investigation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Not every guy can play the role of dry BJ giver, or awkward office assistant! I think this article is tongue-in-cheek, but if it’s not then any other oppressed group is automatically funny… Which is pretty much everyone on the planet except for physically gifted white dudes… So, skinny, nerdy guys, and overweight guys are also funny… Idk, this article… was boring. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50497664629</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50497664629</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:41:49 -0500</pubDate><category>Ellie Kemper</category><category>The Office</category></item><item><title>theroadkillbros:

Today on Just the Sip we bring you the Summer...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Cm7cf84jj18?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theroadkillbros.com/post/50444025042/today-on-just-the-sip-we-bring-you-the-summer"&gt;theroadkillbros&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Today on Just the Sip we bring you the Summer Lager from Schlafly Beer, Saint Louis Brewery.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;We found this beer to be fairly mild, and a great beer for a hot day. It’s flavor is crisp and clean, but we found it to be a little too mild. No bad flavors, and a great starter beer for someone who normally drinks BMC beers(Budweiser/Miller/Coors). We give it an 80/100!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Also, it’s American Craft Beer Week&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Not bad; try it out if you are a basic beer fan. It can be your first step into the craft beer world.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50450939310</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50450939310</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 17:46:05 -0500</pubDate><category>ACBW</category><category>Summer Lager</category><category>Beer</category><category>Food</category><category>Schlafly</category></item><item><title>i think the most american dude in history was the guy who the native americans gave maize to and was like, "nah Imma call this corn"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Had to look this up, and it&amp;#8217;s interesting&amp;#8230; well, sort of.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Corn meant grain. Specifically the highest growing grain crop of a region&amp;#8230; The only crop growing was Maize, so it was America&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;corn&amp;#8221;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50450633285</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50450633285</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 17:41:49 -0500</pubDate><category>corn</category><category>maize</category><category>grains</category></item><item><title>defranco:

aliceinsouthdakota:

…I forgot the context. [x]

The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/036190a6aeb11dee8146817268dec0f6/tumblr_mmrofl5Vq31rozjsuo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phillyd.tv/post/50423300804/aliceinsouthdakota-i-forgot-the-context-x"&gt;defranco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aliceinsouthdakota.tumblr.com/post/50391779475"&gt;aliceinsouthdakota&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;…I forgot the context. &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_OBZ1pgxeA"&gt;[x]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The girls love to mimic and mock :-p&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m glad this was made! There timing is amazing!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50427147757</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50427147757</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 11:40:03 -0500</pubDate><category>Trisha Hershberger</category><category>Meg Turney</category><category>phil defranco</category><category>Sourcefed</category><category>Gif</category></item><item><title>nicenfroosh:

I’m sorry, I grew up in Belgium, the country of a plethora of excellent beers, so I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicenfroosh.tumblr.com/post/50402153735/im-sorry-i-grew-up-in-belgium-the-country-of-a"&gt;nicenfroosh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m sorry, I grew up in Belgium, the country of a plethora of excellent beers, so I know my beers and I’m a tad picky about what I consider a good beer… and IPAs don’t make the cut.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;besides… it just means more beer for all you IPA fans so shut yer pieholes ;-p&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Different tastes for different people. Usually people who like IPA&amp;#8217;s have taste buds that are low-average sensitivity, whereas highly sensitive (especially to bitterness) don&amp;#8217;t enjoy them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The people that can&amp;#8217;t stand IPA&amp;#8217;s aren&amp;#8217;t wrong. Like she said, more beer for us. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The lame thing is when a beer judge/connoisseur doesn&amp;#8217;t care for IPA&amp;#8217;s and judges them poorly. They might not be to your taste, but there is a reason why they sell. Other people enjoy them, and rating them poorly won&amp;#8217;t change that. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ah, beer. Such a big world with so many opinions. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50413294287</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50413294287</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 06:05:29 -0500</pubDate><category>Beer</category><category>food</category><category>IPA</category><category>Belgium</category></item><item><title>jhermann:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ysdzdsGJ1qc2fi0o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ysdzdsGJ1qc2fi0o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhermann.tumblr.com/post/50342794124/derych-brucefuckingbanner-mishasminions"&gt;jhermann&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://derych.tumblr.com/post/32279916856/brucefuckingbanner-mishasminions-relevant-to"&gt;derych&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brucefuckingbanner.tumblr.com/post/30813510662/mishasminions-relevant-to-humanity-relevant"&gt;brucefuckingbanner&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mishasminions.tumblr.com/post/29704138036"&gt;mishasminions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;RELEVANT TO HUMANITY&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Relevant to tumblr.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Relevant to existence.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Just because you’re offensive, doesn’t mean you’re not a fucking asshole who should shut up and maybe die.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50388362385</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50388362385</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 20:52:08 -0500</pubDate><category>discussion</category><category>offensive</category><category>tumblr</category></item><item><title>I didn't reblog this because I know she's not down to discuss why people are/aren't wrong.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatwhatwhat.tumblr.com/post/50346509687/and-furthermore"&gt;whatwhatwhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you offend someone and then do try to reach out to understand why, THAT’S GREAT. Very well done doing what you should do. But &lt;em&gt;don’t&lt;/em&gt; expect them to owe you an education or explanation on how you fucked up. That’s not that persons job to first suffer your insults/behavior and then have to EXPLAIN TO YOU and TEACH YOU how to be a decent person.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe crowdsource that shit. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or just shut the fuck up. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Just because someone offends you doesn&amp;#8217;t make them wrong. If you aren&amp;#8217;t willing to justify why they are wrong then you shouldn&amp;#8217;t call them out. You should at least be willing to have a discussion. Instead, you are just trolling.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Much like our little argument. You said I was completely wrong, yet you didn&amp;#8217;t want to try and resolve the issue or inform me how I was wrong. You just left it at how since I&amp;#8217;m a guy that I can&amp;#8217;t have an opinion on how to best make the point that women tend to be given the short end of the stick in the game of life. (My point for you tens of followers was that people don&amp;#8217;t want to hear about periods at the mall food court as much as they also don&amp;#8217;t want to hear about boners/semen. The food court equally hates both discussions in public, and that Stevie Nicks was a little off base.) I could be way off on what people want to hear, though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That being said, it is tumblr, the internet&amp;#8230; A place where everyone is willing to go into a blind rage, and discussion barely happens. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let me know tumblr, do you want to hear about periods/ejaculation? Or do you only want to hear about the male reproduction systems, and the female reproduction system grosses you out? Should men be able to critique a feminist&amp;#8217;s commentary? Any other comments?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50388156795</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50388156795</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 20:49:43 -0500</pubDate><category>feminism</category><category>feminist</category><category>men</category><category>women</category><category>period</category><category>blood</category><category>boner</category><category>semen</category><category>Stevie Nicks</category><category>discussion</category></item><item><title>I guess this is trying to say we should spend more on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee8dcecdf48459b31290dc8581ef6ef6/tumblr_mmgi03G6Ph1soqqs8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I guess this is trying to say we should spend more on education? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just want to see the total spent, so here it is…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.3 million (2011) incarcerated at all levels = $75,900,000,000 That’s  tens of billions btw.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;64 million (2006) in grade school/middle school/high school = $531,200,000,000/year This is hundreds of billions. Recent figures show we are actually spending more than $805 Billion/year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now for my thoughts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First off, I think we do spend enough per kid when it comes to education. But we are ranked 37th on education spending they say… 37th when it comes to % of GDP. We destroy everyone else on the planet when it comes to education funding.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We have to focus on the pedagogy(science/art of education(how we teach kids)) not the money. Only in America is making $40K/year (some more/some less based on experience*) not enough. Now I’m not saying we need to go back to the days where kids were getting hit all the time, but some teachers have let off the throttle so to say. You gotta put in a good days work, and you have to hold the kids accountable. Of course this is just based on averages, and some school districts are terrible. I’m just speaking across the board.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Secondly, I think we need to lesson drug related offenses and treat them as a health issue and not as a crime. Well, as long as you didn’t commit some felony crime while on the drugs. It’s always gonna cost money to incarcerate, but hopefully we’ll be able to incarcerate less in the future!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Prison/education data from above as well as the Fed. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*Salary data from my own school district via the state of Missouri government. In said school district only 44% of my teachers had a masters. So, I will concede that we at least need to focus on getting our teachers more schooling. If we do up the amount we put into education we need some of it, or all of it to go into more education for the teachers(kind of goes back to my point on focusing on Pedagogy).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here are some more states that will really show you how it’s not the money. From the &lt;a href="http://rossieronline.usc.edu/u-s-education-versus-the-world-infographic/" target="_blank"&gt;USC&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Think about it people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50346369265</link><guid>http://vondode.tumblr.com/post/50346369265</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 10:48:03 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>usa</category><category>earth</category><category>money</category><category>teachers</category><category>high school</category><category>middle school</category><category>prison</category></item></channel></rss>
