Maxim Hot 100
Last year I did my own little take by naming my own top 5. I’m not really feeling it this year because I found their 100 to be a little weak this go around.
Olivia Munn at #2 is a joke. She is attractive, but her only job at this point is being on the Hot 100 list. Her shows aren’t funny, and she should just go back to G4.
Also, where the fuck is Alison Brie! She was #49(my #1) and now she’s not even on the list? I am glad they didn’t put Lindsay Lohan on the list. She was having a brief upswing last year, but things have really fallen apart for her.
Seriously, no Alison Brie!!!
Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont #7
I love that being in Playboy was such a big deal when it wasn’t even the first or last time we’d catch some Lindsay Lohan nipple.
Dream on Lindsay.
I think I’d take Lindsay’s boobs, and freckles. Everything else goes to Marilyn. Especially at this point.
Lindsay Lohan’s full Playboy pictorial has leaked and….I’ll admit when I’m wrong. She is looking pretty hot, and as even my girlfriend said she has pretty awesome real boobs.
Main point: Whatcha think Nation?
Time to pick up my first Playboy I guess.
This is why I love bandeau tops. Also why I kinda love anti-depression meds. It’s helped Lindsay get back to a healthy weight, but a bit too busty for a bikini with little support. I feel bad for her sometimes, but it would be funny if she got fucking huge due to her medication changes. Coke to anti-dep meds has to be crazy on your body.
Lindsay Lohan - Transformed by Richard Phillips
1. Why can’t she be in my pool. 2. I almost typed poo instead of pool. 3. I hope it gets warm soon!
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Lindsay at the beach, in Miami - May 23
She looks like she’s getting back near her Mean Girls weight. It’s a real shame she has such crazy/dumb family members all sucking from the power teat.
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Lindsay Lohan
Me #2 Maxim #38
This was tough. She probably would have been somewhere in the #3-5 range if it wasn’t for her appearance on Leno recently. She seems poised for a turn around, so lets see where this goes. I love how secure she is with her body given the changes she’s gone through, and I really appreciate the bralessness. Bras are something I don’t get for just basic every day use, and I’m glad someone in Hollywood feels the same way. Also, her Marilyn photo shoot is so beautiful, and natural… even with the bleached hair.
It’s amazing how beautiful she can be.
Lindsay Lohan - Vanity Fair
