Nine-month-old has witnessed two perfect games
Indeed, he saw Philip Humber’s perfecto on April 21, and then he happened to be in the Safeco Field seats once again to bear sippy-cupped witness to Felix Hernandez’s recent gem of gems.
Read: CBSSports
Seeing a perfect game would be awesome. I’ve got a few friends who saw Buehrle’s a few years ago. This baby has already seen two. I may be a little jealous. The silver lining is that the baby won’t remember a thing. Ha, baby. In your face.
I hate these posts. Not because I dislike people being helped, but because they are fake or misleading. Necrotizing fasciitis isn’t cancer, and if this child has it and is waiting for tumblr money to treat it then it is probably dead by now. Some quick doses of strong antibiotics will kill it. That being said, I’m not sure this is the correct disease, and the child may have cancer. Whoever posted this got something wrong at some point.
Swingers is on hulu!
If you enjoyed Sideways then you’d probably like this film. It’s not too deep, but gets into human emotion and some of the ridiculousness of reality. Funny stuff and scotch on the rocks, baby!
Queer Porn Star Accused of Pedophilia for Breastfeeding Baby
By Diane Anderson-Minshall
Weeks after queer porn star Madison Young had her baby, she created an art exhibit titled “Becoming MILF.” The concept, according to Jezebel.com, was to explore how Young now embodies a contradiction, the dichotomy to end all dichotomies — that of the Madonna and the whore. At the show’s opening, she served up self-made breast-milk shakes and displayed a baby quilt made of burp cloths and porn star panties. Turns out not every feminist porn star agrees. According to Salon.com, a series of sex worker Twitter wars ensued, the controversy tapping into “culture-wide mommy issues.”
Porn star Furry Girl (who is known for her, um, stage name–like features) criticized Young for publicly breast-feeding, tweeting that only “creeps and pedophiles” are interested in seeing a porn star breast-feed and insinuated that exposing her child to such an audience was abusive. Girl called Young a “a revolting person” and dubbed her defenders “baby fetishists” and “pedos.”
Of course Young (née Tina Butcher) is already a well-known feminist porn star, director, author, and the founder of Femina Potens, an ever-evolving, queer and trans nonprofit gallery and performance space in California that the San Francisco Chronicle calls “the most happening art space in the city; a revolution in art and sex.” She’s curated the gallery for years, mixing envelope-pushing women’s sexuality exhibitions and spoken word shows from lesbians like Annie Sprinkle with less kinky feminist projects from literati like Michelle Tea. Young’s shown up on such outlets as IFC and the History Channel and in MSNBC’s Brian Alexander’s book America Unzipped, which has a whole chapter on her art and work.
So what was this controversial display of pedophilia that Furry Girl imagines? According to Salon, Young posed for a black-and-white photograph dressed up like Marilyn Monroe while clutching her daughter to her bare breast, nonchalantly breast-fed on a video, and then announced that she would nurse live and in person at an upcoming event meant to promote “health awareness for our queer, kinky, and sex positive communities.”
At the event itself, Young discussed breast health, while other presenters talked about breast cancer, antiretroviral drugs, and safe sex. “It wasn’t a sex party; it was an adult sex-ed class hosted by sex workers,” writes Salon’s Tracy Clark-Florey.
Furry Girl, an actress in vegan porn, tweeted that context is at the root of her argument, though she no longer wants to comment on the debacle. Meanwhile, Young returned to social media in hopes of ending the Twitter mommy sex wars: “The only one sexualizing this image of me breastfeeding is you. Which makes me feel truly disgusted and violated.”
It’s interesting to see a porn actress be targeted by one of her peers, but any other art photo of breastfeeding is just fine. I will say I’m not sure how I feel in general about a baby being used a prop, but given the idea being pushed isn’t harmful I can’t see why people would be upset.
(via peacepunx)
College Humor - “Hand Vagina”
Probably one of the videos that got me to keep going back to College Humor for a little laugh. I guess the internet does have a purpose. Instant comedy, music, and porn for free!
