5/19/2013 (2:17pm) 26 notes

i’m ‘bout damn tired of dishes with the word “vegan” and then a type of meat in the title.

scottfriday:

there is no vegan sausage. there is no vegan beef stew. there is no vegan cheese.

you do you, but learn about oxymorons.

(via nonoschrutefacts)

#food#truth#vegan#meat

Kitchen Nightmares: Amy's Baking Company →

They are nuts, and it’s a must watch!

5/18/2013 (2:04pm) 2 notes

#hulu#Kitchen Nightmares#Gordon Ramsey#Food#pizza#cake

5/17/2013 (3:12pm) 1 note

Brewers of America!

theroadkillbros:

2013 Ballpark Brew Challenge(name may change if we think of something more interesting) (St. Louis, MO) June 6th 2013 leading up to the night game between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Arizona Diamondbacks.

This is a beer competition to find the best brew for baseball tailgating/summer grilling!

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If you know any brewers or have a favorite beer you should send us their contact info!

#ACBW#Beer#Food#Drinks#America

5/16/2013 (9:21pm) 1 note

theroadkillbros:

This beer was quite the surprise. A waft of soy sauce on the nose left us confused, and scared us! The taste was beautiful! A creamy, vanilla filled mouthful! It tasted like fresh vanilla mixed with some slight coffee/chocolate notes. We found this to be amazingly delicious, and worth the purchase! Go now, and find this beer! Overall we gave it a 94/100, and we feel it’s worth every point!

Probably the best beer I’ve ever had that smelled like soy sauce!

#beer#vanilla#food#drink#soy sauce

5/15/2013 (2:55pm) 1 note

theroadkillbros:

Lil’ Helper: A Lil’ More IPA was fun to try out. Another of our series of local(Missouri) brews that we are tasting, and it’s a great representative for IPA fans! We, along with Mother’s, suggest this with a pizza or anything with some fat in it. Mother’s also suggests a wide variety of sweet and spicy foods from Southeast Asian to Mexican.

Ethan gives it a 72/100… not an IPA fan. Dode gives it an 88/100! 

80/100 isn’t too bad, but ya gotta be an IPA fan!

#ACBW#IPA#Food#Drink#Beer

5/14/2013 (5:46pm) 1 note

theroadkillbros:

Today on Just the Sip we bring you the Summer Lager from Schlafly Beer, Saint Louis Brewery.

We found this beer to be fairly mild, and a great beer for a hot day. It’s flavor is crisp and clean, but we found it to be a little too mild. No bad flavors, and a great starter beer for someone who normally drinks BMC beers(Budweiser/Miller/Coors). We give it an 80/100!

Also, it’s American Craft Beer Week

Not bad; try it out if you are a basic beer fan. It can be your first step into the craft beer world.

#ACBW#Summer Lager#Beer#Food#Schlafly

5/14/2013 (6:05am) 15 notes

nicenfroosh:

I’m sorry, I grew up in Belgium, the country of a plethora of excellent beers, so I know my beers and I’m a tad picky about what I consider a good beer…
and IPAs don’t make the cut.

besides… it just means more beer for all you IPA fans so shut yer pieholes ;-p

Different tastes for different people. Usually people who like IPA’s have taste buds that are low-average sensitivity, whereas highly sensitive (especially to bitterness) don’t enjoy them.

The people that can’t stand IPA’s aren’t wrong. Like she said, more beer for us. 

The lame thing is when a beer judge/connoisseur doesn’t care for IPA’s and judges them poorly. They might not be to your taste, but there is a reason why they sell. Other people enjoy them, and rating them poorly won’t change that. 

Ah, beer. Such a big world with so many opinions. 

#Beer#food#IPA#Belgium

5/11/2013 (7:20pm) 1 note

theroadkillbros:

We review the new turkey burger from Burger King…

They also have a veggie burger… Might have to try it out, but fast food usually makes a mess of stuff like that.

#fast food#food#turkey#burger#burger king

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

I didn’t realize the name of the blog that originally posted this… they had me for a few sentences. My initial thought was “What kind of idiot would write this…”.

(via hyenatamer)

5/10/2013 (9:42pm) 1 note

theroadkillbros:

American Patriot Beer

Check out our first of many beer videos coming up this summer!

I was kinda surprised by this beer. I was really thinking it would be bland and boring, but it actually had decent flavor for an American-style Lager.

#American Patriot Beer#Beer#food#drink